Hello person. My name is David. But I've mostly always been called Teb.
@12 hours ago with 406123 notes
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via gonnarunthistown)@14 hours ago with 128213 notes
"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"
It should say:
"You lied TO SOME PEOPLE. Because some people are not going into a STEM field. For people who are, that formula is the basis of some part of their studies and they have to know it by heart to do everything else.
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