thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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@10 hours ago with 39105 notes

Brain & body totally not getting along past few days. Tired of it.

@16 hours ago

into-every-generation:

buffystolethetardis:

humnoo:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

Um…

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how do you forget buffy?

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HOW

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COULD

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YOU

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FORGET

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BUFFY?

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@1 day ago with 182356 notes

margayerytyrell:

I love weddings

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@1 day ago with 454 notes

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

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@1 day ago with 355241 notes
jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

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@14 hours ago with 113104 notes

quentintortellini:

monster—zero:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

forever21jumpstreet:

speroni-baloney:

crazyfilipino:

that gif is so usefUL 

there are lots of…things happening in florida lately

Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji

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@19 hours ago with 367673 notes

Marvel Awkward Situations

emsuzz:

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think ya missed one Stark

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SURPRISE

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@1 day ago with 663 notes

genderlessvulpix:

devon-aiden:

looseferrets:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is an expert at counter-spells. 

x

I am legit crying right now

pissed

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@1 day ago with 57393 notes

notsogrumpydarth:

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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